Suzanne Westenhoefer is “Totally Inappropriate”

What words best describe Comedian Suzanne Westenhoefer? How about bold, bawdy, and just plain hilarious? Not afraid to ask tough questions that uncover the laughs underneath, Suzanne’s made a career out of telling the truth. And the truth is, life is funny.

And now, Suzanne takes it to the road one more time with her upcoming tour, most appropriately named, “Totally Inappropriate.” This new show will continue Suzanne’s tradition of working mostly unscripted, so when she hits the stage it’s an unpredictable, original night of comedy magic. Every night on the tour will feature new material inspired by her experiences in that city, some of which are created on the spot. “The audience and I participate in the creation of each night’s show,” she says, an interactive approach that makes her shows unique in the world of live comedy.

While she says she can’t promise dancing girls or magic tricks on her new tour, she does guarantee an hour and a half of “the same brilliant stand up comedy that I’ve been pumping out for 19 years.” And, she adds, “Each show on the tour will have its own version of inappropriateness, so you’ll need to come to a show and find out for yourself.” Upcoming stops on the “Totally Inappropriate” tour include shows in Ft Lauderdale, Denver, Alexandria, Va., Santa Ana, Ca., and Ft Worth, Tx.

Suzanne says the inspiration for her new show came from a joke between her and her girlfriend of six years, Jennifer. “We were each raised very differently,” Suzanne says, “And ever since we’ve been together she’s been shocked, horrified, and aghast at the things I’ll say. This includes everyday things like asking people about their sexuality in the bank line. She tells me I don’t have appropriate boundaries, so it’s become a huge running joke between us. “Suzanne hopes that “Totally Inappropriate” can progress from a stage show to something that eventually she can get down on paper, like a book, or perhaps, she says, “a comedy brochure.”

After entering the world of comedy on a dare, Suzanne has been delivering gay material in mainstream clubs to straight audiences and proudly performing within the LGBT community ever since. She became the first openly lesbian comic ever to appear on television when she was invited to perform on “Late Night with David Letterman.” She was also the first lesbian comedian to garner an HBO Comedy Special, which earned her a Cable Ace Award nomination. Now beginning her 20th year of side-splitting merriment, she continues to forge new ground while enjoying her well-earned reputation as a pioneer on the lesbian comedy scene.

Suzanne’s recent tour, “Finally legal… in a few states,” entertained audiences across the country, and was a headlining act on Sweet’s recent Caribbean cruise. Her latest venture, a starring role in the popular online web drama “We Have To Stop Now” is about to enter its second season, with the first soon available on DVD. Other recent shows of note include the GLAMA award-winning “A Bottom on Top,” and appearances on HBO, Bravo and LOGO TV.

For a complete list of tour dates, vist Suzannew.com/events/

Suzanne in “We Have To Stop Now”

If you can see this, then you might need a Flash Player upgrade or you need to install Flash Player if it's missing. Get Flash Player from Adobe.

Suzanne will be starring in a guest role in the new web series “We Have To Stop Now.”

This brand new romantic comedy follows two smokin’ hot lesbian therapists as they struggle to keep up the pretence of staying together when a documentary film crew invades their home after the success of their book “How To Succeed In Marriage Without Even Trying.”

Written by Award-Winning, Internationally Produced Playwright and Actress, Ann Noble, and directed by Award-Winning Robyn Dettman, this off-beat love story stars the sexy and dynamic talents of Cathy DeBuono and Jill Bennett.  They are the ultra-sleek, intellectual Dyna (DeBuono) and the quirky, emotional Kit (Bennett), so it’s no wonder there are plenty of “fireworks” in their relationship.  The ones in the bedroom are great; the ones in every other aspect of their lives…not so much.  And don’t even get them started on the different types of therapy they use on their clients.

Dyna and Kit do however gain insights into their relationship—when they’re actually listening—in their sessions with their very earnest, very willing therapist, Susan, played by the charming and “freakin’ hilarious” Suzanne Westenhoefer.

But things get really, really complicated, when Kit’s stoner, potentially bi sister, Cindy (Noble), moves in after being evicted for the umpteenth time.  But it’s really when the documentary film crew starts filming every single moment of Dyna and Kit’s home life, that the proverbial sh*t really starts to hit the proverbial fan.

Guest Stars: Maia Madison, Mara Marini, John McLaughlin, Catherine O’Connor, Marcus Procto, Darin Singleton and Rob Thelusma.

Watch the first episode of We Have To Stop Now, above.

Suzanne Westenhoefer is Sweet

sweetcaribbean1 Suzanne Westenhoefer is Sweet Join Suzanne on the Sweet Caribbean Cruise, Nov. 8-15, 2009, aboard the dazzling Norwegian Spirit. Enjoy off-the-hook parties by Club Skirts, makers of the legendary Dinah Shore Weekend, plus the comedy of Suzanne Westenhoefer, “Last Comic Standing” semi-finalist Erin Foley, Gloria Bigelow and Sandra Valls, music by Jen Foster and Edie Carey and DJs Dirty Kurty (San Diego), Kathy V (Los Angeles), Trina J (Denver) and Disco Bambina (Paris).

Mention Suzanne when you book and receive an invitation to a cocktail reception with Suzanne and other Sweet Artists as well as an autographed Suzanne Westenhoefer DVD. Offer valid on all bookings before April 15, 2009.

Visit http://discoversweet.com/caribbean-spirit-cruise/ for more information or call 877.793.3830. Discover Sweet

Welcome to Suzanne’s New Site!

It’s finally here – Suzanne’s brand new website,- complete with new photos, videos, tour information, updated blog and more! We’ve been keeping it under wraps, but we’re excited to finally be able to show it to all of her fans.

Be sure to sign up for Suzanne’s newsletter so you can keep up with her as she tours the country entertaining audiences, both gay and straight alike.   And check back here often for news and updates from Suzanne herself.

Suzanne’s ground-breaking career as the first openly gay comedian ever, includes appearances on Letterman, HBO, Bravo, Logo and GSN as well as performances across the US in popular theaters, clubs, and fundraisers. Soon, her talents will be showcased regularly on board a cruise for Sweet, a new lesbian travel company.

Welcome once again to Suzanne’s new site.  Let us know what you think!

What’s a Vlog?

Suzanne WestenhoeferYesterday I hung out with a new lesbian comic who has her own “Vlog”. Not that I haven’t heard about them before, or tried very hard to watch them (why are they so long?) it’s just that it seems like “blogging” and “vlogging” are an historically amazing way for anyone at anytime to say anything about anyone. It’s completely unprecedented in our human past. A town crier could only be heard by a those in ear shot and a few too many smokes the night before and he could be done. His opinions left un-screamed, unnoticed. Op Ed writers had to answer to their newspaper owners and could be silenced by any advertiser who wasn’t in love with his/her ideas on whatever theme was exciting people that day. Guerrilla activists, cranking out their screeds underground have actually been put to death, or worse, been ignored by the masses.

And now we have the V/Blog. A day doesn’t go by when I am not asked to ‘guestblog”, ‘co-vlog”, or even “unclog a blog” (okay I made that one up.) It is, more than a wave, the entire ocean of the future. So I must blog. I cannot run from it, this task that actually makes me more stressed than doing 90 minutes alone on stage. I guess I knew I really was letting it get to me two nights ago, when I woke suddenly in the middle of half an ambien sleep, thinking that “oh thank god, my blog is done” only to realize I had DREAMED it was finished.

I guess next I will dream I vlogged in my underwear at high school.

Go Obama!
yep, I am a democrat.
XO

Or why I rule at procrastination

Suzanne Westenhoefer

Dear Friends,

This is a story about me sitting in my house attempting to blog. First, I spend a great deal of time NOT writing. Instead, I clean my office, do laundry, play with the dog and the cat (not at the same time), walk outside to see what that noise was, remake the guest bed, line up the DVDs, eat a peppermint patty, check to see where the smell is coming from, rearrange my medicine chest, rearrange Jenn’s medicine chest, wash toothbrushes, floss, pick, stare, lie down, read, stare some more, text, eat another peppermint patty, change the dog water, change the cat water, scoop poop, pick up poop, chant, stare even harder this time, watch out the window, eat a third peppermint patty, pack, unpack, pack it up again, empty the dishwasher, dust the photos, stare at photos, judge hair in photos, change photos, realize I am not having dinner, I eat one more teeny peppermint patty. And there you have it.

I never know what to say when people ask me what I do all day. This was just the last hour in my house as I get ready to leave for gigs this weekend. Total glamour. Now, you know.

Big Xs and Os,
Suzanne Westenhoefer

P.S. Still holding out hope for a woman president. Go Hillary!
P.P.S. Cheers for queers in California! We can get married now!

Five ways to make turkey (or Tofurky) day more interesting

Suzanne Westenhoefer

- Have a “gay orphan” dinner with the people in your hood who don’t go home to family. Get take out. Talk about nothing except gay stuff all afternoon. Send everyone home early and eat the leftovers for breakfast. Do NOT go to the mall.

- Go to a soup kitchen and help feed the homeless. Make it gay by choosing one sponsored by a Fundamentalist church, then be very out. “Hi, I am gay….enjoy your yams!!” Make a great impression. Change the world through gravy.

- Go home to HER family and spend the entire day talking about how wonderful and amazing your partner is. Holidays are a good time to suck up….set a goal…get yourself in their will by New Years.

- Take her to YOUR family. Let her see where it all began. Encourage your family to be totally themselves, so she can see the origin of your neurosis, OCD and mother issues. Stay more than four nights, so she really feels your pain. Go to the mall the next day with everyone.

- Watch the big game with at least one little non-sporty lezzie, so you can explain the game to her. Be patient. Speak slowly. Remember not everyone grew up with sports. Some of us never heard of Brett Farve until a year ago. We are still good people.

- Above all, remember to be thankful for something. This year, I am thankful I didn’t buy any toys from China.

Happy turkey day,
Suzanne